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Below given are some funny stuffs noted by me.Most are happening words of general investors though the majority fails to make any head or tails out of them.So here we go:-
1)Buy the "Script"-One of the age-old word which undoubedtly got chanted a billion times and am sure the reader reading it now has got it wrong too.Its "SCRIP" buddies and not a 'script'-We dont talk about films during the utterence of that word rite?Then why the hell that wrong word gets pronounced time and again?Grow up people.
2)Guy gives a target of 20% up and says it to be a "Multibagger"-Another ridiculios stuff which i noticed a hell lot of times.Multi means 5 so therefore a multibagger is a 5 bagger-100 to 500 for a scrip is a multibagger but 100 to 120 as that guy assigned is a mere outperformer.At most, it can be said to be a scrip with a multibagger potential nothing else.So make sure you make the multibagger word applicable again only when it has got the potential to be so.
3)Target 1000 present price 80 duration 6 months-Very common 'proverb' though the price and the duration can vary from person to person.Now tell me why do you beleive such stuffs?If the guy giving the call was so confident then he wouldnt have bothered to pass the call to you-He in no time would have sold his everything for the sake of having a chunk of that counter,isnt it?Kind peoples are hard to get folks, its a selfish world.Make sure you dont get into such absured stuffs.
4)[Notional gain of 5000-Isse kya hoga][Notional loss of 1000-Main Barbad hogaya]-Lolz-Just giggled,breathed now let me procced on.How many of you posses that quality?Not satisfied irrespective of how big the profits are,very depressed with tiny losses.Also, Please remember notional profits or losses are just profits/losses on books,its not been realized yet.So till you book the profit or loss just shut your mouth.hehehe........
5)I am leaving the market,how many of you are following me-Its a fresh recent topic i saw in a social networking website.You have sold everything that you owned and you are on with your 'outrageous' speeches.These are pretty obvious stuffs after getting poundings on your stock market commitments.But just give it a thought-You have invested,done all the hard works,got into a decent company which is set to perform big time but mayhem came amidst and rattled the markets-Your company nosedived as just people like you panicked and exited without giving it a second look.Why to sell and why to leave?After darkness comes the day,dar ke age jeet hain-wont these words come to your mind?.If you are suffereing from heavy losses its only because of your own fault.Never blame the markets...mind it.
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